Wednesday, November 10, 2010

There's an orange in my shoe.

Someone is making Jordan stockings here. Get one before Nike sends a SWAT team down dude's chimney.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

For Kick!

Puma is the preferred soccer cleat of Willy Wonka for "adding kick" to secret recipes.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Killer Sneakers...

This murderer was too busy murdering to cop more exclusive kicks. If he had more game he probably wouldn't have his shoeprints identified so easily, but at the same time if he had more game he probably wouldn't be murdering people either...